Criteria

Admin Posts : 730 Join date : 2011-02-12

CRITERIA

(What we look for other than cheap booze and the occasional yet frequent grope)

We are looking for people that are looking to not just join a club, but truly be a part of that club. (Within reason… as real life always comes first)

People who do not whine over offline attacks regardless as to how many times it happens, who do not cry over being hit once or twice online, and who do not whine and cry over being pelted by snowballs of all things.

We want people who are good at following direction and are willing to help themselves as much as they are willing to help others and who will bring snacks, soda, juices, and beer to our meetings.

You have to be able to take a joke and have a good sense of humor, but still be able to focus on the tasks at hand when need be... even though there is absolutely no joking allowed within our club.

You have to be at least 0 days old and be at least a level 0 and you have to be ranked at least 5000th in the game or higher in total stats for you to join. Or else your application will be declined immediately.

Even if you’re playing time is limited, long as you do not exceed being inactive for more than 7 days without notification, you may still be a good fit here in our club.

- If you are looking to make it on the cover of “Internet Gangzta Magazine”… this is not the club for you.

-If you do not have your own adult magazines, and would try to steal (“borrow”) any of Villain's Collection… this is really not the club for you.

-If you suffer from something known as AttentionseekingbehaviorIjustspeak Publicallytoseemandfeelimportant Syndrome… this is not the club for you.

-If your idea of resolving a problem is typically to “run” from it (or run your mouth in forums and/or shout and/or to anyone foolish enough to listen)… keep on running, cause this is not the club for you.

-If you have to ask what “run” means… well just ask. (Ha! You thought it was going to say “This ain’t the club for you didn’t you?)

-If the thing said above this didn’t make you laugh and/or offended you… run… run very far… because this is not the club for you.

**We are currently interested in bringing aboard two members and our preference is that they be of either the corpse or servant rank (but anyone can apply at their own risk!**)

(This means, all levels, all races, all stats, all animals (except for chia pets) are encouraged to apply long as they have the right attitude. Baby elephants are automatically accepted regardless as to their attitude… oh and Koala Bears)